Batman Day – Best Batman Movies

DC Comics has dubbed today Batman Day. The Dark Knight has been fighting crime and serving justice for his 75th year since the 1939 debut of Detective Comics #27. Batman has been a big part of our lives, and was responsible for making us into the comic book fanatics we are today, whether it be through comic books and toys or television and movies. To show our appreciation for the man, the myth and the legend, we have compiled a plethora of Bat-themed lists. We hope that we can inspire you to read more about Batman and his legacy, or even give us some feedback if you agree or disagree with the lists. Sound off below! And click on the picture below to take you to all of our Batman Day articles.

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Top 10 Batman Movies

Batman has been around for 75 years, but is movies are his newest form of media.  How well do you know the movies? Check out our list!

10.) Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker

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One of the biggest questions throughout Batman Beyond was, “What happened to the Joker?” There are so many clowns running around who want to carry on the Joker image, but those punks don’t know what the Clown Prince of Crime was really like. Mark Hamill reprises his role as the Joker, who is just as terrifying as ever. We also get a scene of the animated series that had not previous been released. Years ago, when Tim Drake was Robin, he was kidnapped by Harley and the Joker, and molded into the image of their child. Traumatized, Robin was able to turn the tables on the Joker, electrocuting him to death. It was horrifying and twisted, but that was the end of the Joker. Or was it? The Joker somehow lived on, and was reeking havok on Gotham. Terry McGinnis learns what a real villain can do.

 

9.) LEGO Batman: The Movie

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When Batman and Superman decide to switch costumes, and there is a scene of Batman holding Superman’s legs while he stands in his own underwear, we knew this movie was instant gold.  The story is a lot of crossover for all the Justice League members.  When Lex Luthor runs for President and realizes his numbers are low, he breaks The Joker out of Arkham Asylum to help.  As you can imagine, chaos ensues.  Batman and Superman have their hilarious usual banter about who is the better hero.  Even better, there is some very clever use of the LEGO pieces, including a piece of fried chicken LEGO that falls in some debris.  The plot is believable and the dialogue makes for an enjoyable flick for Batman fans of all ages.

 

8.) The Dark Knight Rises

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The Christopher Nolan trilogy goes out with a dang in this giant production. Tom Hardy plays Bane, who in the comic books was one of Batman’s most dangerous and cerebral villains. Bane uses Batman’s own carelessness against him, robbing him of his fortune, stealing all his Tumblers and taking over the city. Bane also critically injures Batman by breaking his back over his knee, forcing him to watch from a cell as Bane takes over Gotham city by rudely interrupting Hines Ward’s touchdown celebration. Anne Hathaway’s Catwoman is extremely sexy, and she plays the fence until she sees a way out. The movie is full of plot holes, but what the hell – this is the Dark Knight on the grandest scale he’s ever been on.

 

7.) Batman: Year One

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Based on Frank Miller and David Mazzucchelli’s graphic novel of the same name, Batman: Year One is the gritty story of the parallels of Commissioner James Gordon and Bruce Wayne, both in their first year of their defining life path.  Commissioner Gordon is fresh to Gotham after being transferred from Chicago; Bruce has returned to Gotham after training for 12 years.  Both men want to see a change in the crime-ridden city and plan on changing that, but in their own ways.  The movie is honestly one of the best animated features, and one we highly recommend to anyone.  It also doesn’t hurt that Bryan Cranston is the voice of Commissioner Gordon and Eliza Dushku is the voice of Catwoman.

 

6.) Batman Begins

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When the world was still trying to forget about Joel Schumacher’s Batman movies, Christopher Nolan stepped up to the plate and delivered a home run with Batman Begins. Starting out with villains Ra’s al Ghul and Scarecrow, the story was much more introspective and displayed the transformation of Bruce becoming the Batman the best of any movie. We got to see Bruce: deal with his parents death, train oversees wit hthe League of Shadows, create the gadgets that he so famously uses. Exploring his defunct R&D department with Lucius Fox was even more exciting. It’s also the film that spawned people screaming “WHERE IS HE?” for no apparent reason. After the success of The Dark Knight, a lot of people forget just how good this film was.

 

5.) Batman: The Dark Knight Returns

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Based strictly off the Frank Miller graphic novel of the same name, The Dark Knight Returns was one of the best translations that DC Animated has done. Clocking in at nearly 2-1/2 hours long, the story has been the only film to be broken down into two separate parts in its animated version. The movie packs a surprising amount of content and story-telling into it, especially considering the original story was based off a four-issue run in 1986. The animated film is just as gritty as the book, and anybody who is unfamiliar with the classic book will have their mind blown when they watch this. Where else can you see Batman pummel Superman with Kyrptonite gauntlets?

 

4.) Batman

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Trying their hand at Batman for the first time since the Adam West series, Warner Bros. recruited Tim Burton after the success of Beetlejuice. Batman got off on the right foot by casting an All-Star cast: Michael Keaton as Batman, Jack Nicholson as The Joker, Billy Dee Williams as Harvey Dent and Kim Basinger as Vicki Vale. The film took on a much more Gothic theme, which was perfectly complimented by Danny Elfman’s theme song. Batman’s suit and Batmobile were outfitted with an industrial look, illustrating the change of the times. Jack Nicholson’s Joker is classic, especially when outfit with the patented top hat. Batman is a pure Batman vs. Joker encounter, and a great way to kick off this generation of Batman movies.

 

3.) Batman: Mask of the Phantasm

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The year is 1993 and Batman: The Animated Series is just a baby. Mask of the Phantasm was essentially a made-for-DVDVHS film that Warner Bros. decided to release as a box office movie. Lack of foresight and an 8 month release schedule meant pretty much no marketing, and it was a commercial failure. Critically, though, it was widely acclaimed. The story centers around Andrea Beaumont, a long lost love of Bruce’s that returns to Gotham. Bruce was ready to end his career as Batman to marry Andrea, but she broke off the engagement and vanished. Around the same time she reappears in Gotham, a hooded figure starts murdering thugs around town. It’s a thrilling ride the whole way through, and showed the potential of The Animated Series.

 

2.) Batman Returns

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Batman Returns (1992) is the direct sequel to Batman (1989).  Batman battles two of his nemeses, Penguin and Catwoman.  Set during Christmas, it could be argues that Returns is the second best Christmas movie of all time (the first is Die Hard, duh).  The movie takes a twist on Selina Kyle’s origins in Catwoman, making her somewhat of a real cat; she even has nine lives.  Michelle Pfeiffer plays Catwoman and Selina to purrfection (see what I did there?), giving her the perfect mixture of sexy and evil, yet the audiences don’t exactly dislike her.  She redeems herself a little at the end of the film.  And let’s not forget Batman.  His most heroic moment in the films happens in Returns because he saves all the first born sons of Gotham from The Penguin.  That’s right, Batman saves all the babies.  Batman FTW!

 

1.) The Dark Knight

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Hands down, the best Batman movie is The Dark Knight. The tremendous acting by the late Heath Ledger accounted for a new, grimy version of the Joker. Watching him do his thing on screen was as pleasant as it was terrifying. TDK is all about transformation and chaos. While Gotham’s rising star, Harvey Dent, is on the verge of eliminating police corruption and putting hundreds of criminals in jail, the Joker aims to make a mess out of everything. He isn’t just crazy; he’s extremely cunning, managing to fool the police and even Batman. The Joker is such a force in the movie, that a majority of The Dark Knight consists of others reacting to him, and Batman is constantly stretched and unable to overcome the Joker for most of the movie. Thanks to some amazing story-telling, acting and ingenuity, The Dark Knight is a timeless film that you can enjoy no matter how many times you see it.

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Batman Day – Best TV Episodes

DC Comics has dubbed today Batman Day. The Dark Knight has been fighting crime and serving justice for his 75th year since the 1939 debut of Detective Comics #27. Batman has been a big part of our lives, and was responsible for making me in the comic book fanatics we are today, whether it be through comic books and toys or television and movies. To show our appreciation for the man, the myth and the legend, we have compiled a plethora of Bat-themed lists. We hope that we can inspire you to read more about Batman and his legacy, or even give us some feedback if you agree or disagree with the lists. Sound off below! Or click on the picture below to take you to all of our Batman Day articles.

 

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Top 10 Episodes

If you’re like us, you grew up watching Batman in animated form take over the TV in animated form on Saturday mornings, or syndicated after school. For almost a full decade, Paul Dini, Bruce Timm, Kevin Conroy, Mark Hamill and a complete cast of supporting characters set a new standard for cartoons with Batman: The Animated Series and The New Batman Adventures, headlining an already-phenomenal decade of classic cartoons. Since the original spin-off Batman Beyond ended in 2001, DC has had years of success in the animated world riding the wave of B:TAS. In fact, Batman has been the only superhero to carry a solo series for over a season since (minus Green Lantern, but shhh) Superman: The Animated Series aired alongside Batman’s. The newer incarnations never lived up to the quality of the 90’s, but it doesn’t mean they weren’t special in their own way. We go through ten – and yes it was hard to limit it to ten – of our favorite episodes from the animated series.

 

10.) Batman: The Brave and the Bold S1 E24, “Mayhem of the Music Meister”

Anytime a show’s episode is compared to Buffy the Vampire Slayer‘s “Once More With Feeling,” the show is doing a good job. BATB was a silly show, but there were still enough serious moments to keep the show believable. It was great at straddling the line between corny and serious crime fighting every episode. There was just enough wiggle room for an episode like “Mayhem of the Music Meister to sneak through. Thanks to the talents of Neil Patrick Harris (Dr. Horrible‘s Sing-A-Long Blog), the episode is full of hilarious ditties, capped by the heroic performance of Batman and his voice of justice. “Music Meister” proved that Batman series don’t always need to take themselves so seriously.

 

9.) The New Batman Adventures S1E12, “Over the Edge”

Watching this episode as a kid, I had my jaw open the whole time. Batgirl, in a struggle with Scarecrow, had been knocked off a building, falling to her death. In a fit of rage, Commissioner Gordon’s reaction to discovering that his own daughter was the Batgirl was one of I couldn’t quite comprehend. What came next was the complete annihilation of the trust they have worked so hard to build, the invasion of Wayne Manor by the GCPD. I though I was watching the end of the show, when suddenly, it turns out that none of it was real. It had all been a hallucination caused by Scarecrow’s fear toxin. I can safely say that I have never felt as fooled by a plot twist as when watching “Over the Edge.”

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8.) Batman: The Animated Series S1E30, “Perchance to Dream”

Another hallucination-based episode, “Perchance to Dream” dangles Batman’s greatest desires in front of him. Waking up after a hard hit knocks him unconscious, both his parents are alive, but there is no sign anywhere that he is the Batman. On the plus side, he is engaged to Selina Kyle, living the life of a boring rich kid. As more memories flood in of his time as Batman, he begins to think he’s going insane, haunted by the shadow of a Batman. It turns out the Mad Hatter had Batman under his control, ripping the would-be great life away from Batman. Kevin Conroy, a student of Shakespeare, says that this is favorite episode of all. With the deep exploration of Batman’s psyche, it took B:TAS beyond the status quo for Saturday morning cartoon.

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7.) Batman: The Animated Series S1E60-61, “The Demon’s Quest”

This Ra’s al Ghul-centric arc is based on the story written by Dennis O’Neil, who created the character with Neal Adams in 1971’s Batman #232. O’Neil actually wrote the first episode of the two-part arc. Ra’s al Ghul’s proper introduction into the show was so appropriate for him. He is a villain unlike any other. Immediately, Ra’s knows Batman’s secret identity, but doesn’t much seem to care. The great thing about Ra’s is that he doesn’t want Batman dead, but rather to take over the family business of global domination. There’s also a really fun swash-buckling scene where Batman and Ra’s engage in combat. The whole thing feels very Lawrence of Arabia; bringing this classic comic book story to animated form was a great call and a pleasure to watch.

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6.) Batman: The Animated Series, S1E2 “Christmas With the Joker”

Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg. Batmobile lost its wheels, and Joker got away! “Christmas With the Joker” is one of the funnest episodes of the series. Just hand Mark Hamill the microphone and let him go wild. Joker kidnaps Gordon, Harvey Bullock and Summer Gleason, putting on a Christmas special for Gotham, drawing the Batman out and sending him and Robin on a wild goose chase around town. After finally catching up with the Joker and foiling his plan, he gives Batman a Christmas present – a big ol’ pie right in the face! He went through all that trouble, kidnapping law enforcement, riggin toy soldiers to kill, all to give Batman a pie in the face. Back at Wayne Manor, Bruce and Dick watch It’s A Wonderful Life, to which Bruce comments, “it has its moments.”

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5.) The New Batman Adventures S1E19 “Legends of the Dark Knight”

There’s nothing like a good tribute episode to really get the fans into it. The episode follows three kids as they argue back and forth about what they think the Batman is like. The children featured are actually tributes to famous kids in the DC Animated lore. Matt is the brother of Batman Beyond‘s Terry McGinnis, Carrie is the Robin from The Dark Knight Returns, and Nick is from the “I’ve Got Batman in My Basement,” where he and two other children hide Batman in their house when they find him injured and in danger. Each account of the Batman is a callback to a famous time period in Batman’s history. Matt’s version is a tribute to the Dick Sprang style Batman, which inspired the Brave and the Bold cartoon. Carrie’s version is a callback to The Dark Knight Returns, which was unique because Frank Miller’s TDKR is one of the most adult versions of the Batman created, so to see it toned down for a cartoon was really neat. As they continue walking around the block, they run into Firefly, who is quickly dispatched by the Batman himself. The episode is hero worship in the purest sense.

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4.) The New Batman Adventures S1E21 “Mad Love”

Harley Quinn has always been down for her man, even if Mistah Jay treats her like crap. However, this episode – based off the 1994 Batman Adventures: Mad Love book – is where Harley draws the line. After trying to get Joker in the mood he abusively shrugs Harley off, focused on his many failed attempts at taking  Batman down. Just to make him happy, Harley devises a plan to capture the Dark Knight on her own, and it works! Expecting Joker would be happy about her accomplishment, he was furious that Harley did a better job than he did – that Joker had to be the one to do it. Joker then proceeds to beat the crap out of Harley, and not in a comical way, but rather in a domestic violence kind of way. The issue opened my eyes to the topic of domestic violence, and even then I knew it was wrong.

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3.) Batman Beyond, S1E1-2 “Rebirth”

The year was 1999 and Batman: The Animated Series as we knew it was over. Sure, there was still Justice League, but sharing screen time with the other Leaguers left me pining for more Batman. Enter Batman Beyond. It was Batman… from the future! Reprising his role of Bruce Wayne, Kevin Conroy was a link to the show we loved so much. What made this story so great was that it was a completely new world, with futuristic characters and gadgets, as well as adaptations of villains years in the future. Terry’s character was also completely relatable: single parent home, sibling rivalry, high school relationships. This show rejuvenated the Batman animated world, and became an instant fan favorite. Schway.

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2.) Batman: The Animated Series S1E14, “Heart of Ice”

“Heart of Ice” was the first episode of the series directed by creators Bruce Timm and Paul Dini. Victor Fries is one of the most tragic villains in Batman’s rogues gallery. Sure he blasts innocent people to death with his freeze ray, but he’s got a good reason to be upset with the world. Working at GothCorp, Fries had been working tirelessly to find a cure for his cryogenically frozen wife, Nora, when company CEO Ferris Boyle coldly shut down operations. When Fries tried to stop Boyle, Boyle threw Fries into the a table of chemicals, essentially turning him into the monster he is today. Mr. Freeze’s goal is simple revenge – and who could blame him? The issue itself was poetic, as Batman and viewers alike could feel Freeze’s pain.

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1.) Batman: The Animated Series, S1E46 “Almost Got ‘Im”

If you want one episode to represent Batman in the animated world, “Almost Got ‘Im” is your show. Joker, Ivy, Penguin, Killer Croc and Two-Face play a high stakes game of poker as they share stories about the time they came so close to killing the Batman, each coming up with one excuse or another as to why their plan didn’t fall through. Their recollections are brief, but still intriguing. The best story had to be Killer Croc, who said that he once threw a rock at Batman. When the rest of the rogues looked unimpressed, he insisted “it was a big rock.” After Joker spills the beans about his and Harley’s plans to ground Catwoman into cat food (kind of morbid, but whatever), Croc reveals himself to be Batman in disguise, with GCPD hiding in wait. The whole thing had been a setup. After rescuing Catwoman, she proposes that they run away together, and after seemingly giving this consideration, he pulls his signature disappearing act, to which Catwoman says, “Almost Got ‘Im.”

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Batman Day – Best Collectibles

DC Comics has dubbed today Batman Day. The Dark Knight has been fighting crime and serving justice for his 75th year since the 1939 debut of Detective Comics #27. Batman has been a big part of our lives, and was responsible for making us into the comic book fanatics we are today, whether it be through comic books and toys or television and movies. To show our appreciation for the man, the myth and the legend, we have compiled a plethora of Bat-themed lists. We hope that we can inspire you to read more about Batman and his legacy, or even give us some feedback if you agree or disagree with the lists. Sound off below! And click on the picture below to take you to all of our Batman Day articles.

 

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Top 20 Collectibles

Not only does Batman have the best gadgets, but he also is the driving force behind the best collection of action figures, statues and replicas out. Whether it’s an affordable item that you add to your display case or just something to ogle at because nobody in their right mind would spend money on it, there are some great collectibles out there. There was absolutely no way to complete this list without missing a fair share of great items, so here are 20 of what I consider the coolest collectibles to add to your collection. Are there any toys, replicas or eye that I’m missing? Let me know in the comments below.

 

20.) The Dark Knight Rises Bane vs. Batman Statue

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19.) Tim Burton’s Batman Mime Joker

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18.) New52 Box Set of Court of Owls and Death of the Family

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17.) Sideshow Collectibles Harley Quinn statue

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16.) Batman Hush Action Figure – DC Artist Signature Series

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15.) Life-size Batman Statue

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14.) The Dark Knight Rises Cowl BD Set

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13.) Lifesize Bat-Signal

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12.) Capullo Designer Series Figures

 

 

11.) Harley Quinn-Joker Mad Love Two-Pack

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10.) Eagle Moss Batman Chess Set

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9.) Green Lantern Batman

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8.) Arkham City Riddler Trophy

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7.) Kotobukiya ART FX+ Statue

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6.) Batman vs. Killer Croc Statue

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5.) Nightwing Arsenal Set from Arkham City

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4.) Batman vs. Superman: The Dark Knight Returns statue

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3.) Batman: A Call to Arms from The Dark Knight Returns

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2.) Batman and Catwoman: Kissing the Knight Statue

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1.) Batman: Black and White Statues

Batman Day – Best Batman Girlfriends

DC Comics has dubbed today Batman Day. The Dark Knight has been fighting crime and serving justice for his 75th year since the 1939 debut of Detective Comics #27. Batman has been a big part of our lives, and was responsible for making us into the comic book fanatics we are today, whether it be through comic books and toys or television and movies. To show our appreciation for the man, the myth and the legend, we have compiled a plethora of Bat-themed lists. We hope that we can inspire you to read more about Batman and his legacy, or even give us some feedback if you agree or disagree with the lists. Sound off below! And click on the picture below to take you to all of our Batman Day articles.

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So who are Batman’s best girlfriends?  Do you know the name of his first girlfriend?  Or that he hooked up with Lois Lane?  Read our countdown of the top 15 women in Bruce Wayne’s life to find out more!

15: Pamela Isley

Poison Ivy and Batman get hot 'n heavy in The Animated Series.
Poison Ivy and Batman get hot ‘n heavy in The Animated Series.

Let’s face it, Pamela Isley AKA Poison Ivy and Batman have never been… together.  Poison Ivy has had a strong physical attraction to Batman for a long, long time.  This attraction has only recently been requited by Batman.    Ivy has even saved Batman a few times, granted an antidote for her own poison, delivered by kisses.  While the two have flirted, their relationship has never gone beyond coquettishness.

14: Lois Lane

Batman and Lois Lane in Superman: The Animated Series.
Batman and Lois Lane in Superman: The Animated Series.

I know what you are thinking.  Lane and Wayne rhyme, so of course their relationship would never work out.  Rhyming names is just silly.  Oh!  How could I forget!  Yeah, Lois is actually Superman’s girl.  How douchey of Batman!  In Superman: The Animated Series, Bruce meets Lois Lane while making a deal with LexCorp.  The two immediately fall for one another and briefly date, much to the chagrin of Clark Kent.  In just a few days, they get so close that Lois tells Clark that she will be moving to Gotham, and she and Bruce are practically engaged.  After getting his cowl pulled off as Batman in front of Lois by a robot in the copy room of the Daily Planet (yeah), she finds out Bruce’s true identity, and Lois decides she can’t be with the Batman.

13: Jezebel Jet

Batman and Jezebel Jet share a kiss in the comics.
Batman and Jezebel Jet share a kiss in the comics.

Jezebel Jet is the sexy model who Bruce dated right before Batman: RIP.  They both are rich, they both lost their parents, and they both have their secrets.  After some crazy tabloid rumors about a tryst in the mountains, the pair start dating.  After they both get kidnapped by one of Dr. Hurt’s Bat Men, Jezebel deduces Bruce’s secret.  He tell her the truth and takes her to his cave.  Ooh, la la!  But then it turns out she is a spy for the Black Glove, you know, the same guys who drive Batman crazy and buried him alive. As Jezebel is on her flight back to the African country she owns, her plane is ambushed by Talia Al-Ghul’s Man-Bat ninjas and murdered.  Talia then gives Jezebel’s severed head to Batman during a battle.  If it wasn’t for the fact she was an evil spy, ahem, and Bruce’s ex was slightly crazy, Jezebel Jet would have been a great gal for Bats.

12: Lorna Shore

Batman and Lorna Shore in the comics.
Batman and Lorna Shore in the comics.

In the Lovers and Madmen arc of Batman: Confidential, Bruce meets museum curator Lorna Shore.  This happens during his second year as Batman.  She happens to be the first person to make him happy since the murder of his parents.  Because this is early in Batman’s career, he has yet to make many of his most famous enemies.  When a man named Jack, soon to be The Joker, decides he wants to draw out the Batman, he kidnaps Lorna and slashes her stomach, leaving her in critical condition.  She eventually recovers, but both she and Batman decide it is too dangerous for her to stay in Gotham City and she skips town, and their relationship.

11: Julie Madison

Batman and Julie Madison in Detective Comics during the 1940's.
Batman and Julie Madison in Detective Comics during the 1940’s.

Julie Madison.  She ranks so high on this list because she is the first girlfriend of Batman.  Debuting in 1939 in Detective Comics 31 (aficionados will know this is only 4 issues after Batman’s debut), Julie Madison is Bruce Wayne’s fiancé and chief damsel in distress.  Julie is a wealthy socialite and actress.  She also loves Bruce more than he seems to love her.  Bruce can’t keep his second life out of his billionaire life, and often leaves Julie to fight crime as Batman.  Eventually, Julie breaks off their engagement, claiming that Bruce isn’t ambitious enough.  If she only knew.  Julie Madison has made appearances since then, even once as an old woman recounting her time with Bruce Wayne.  Even though they didn’t work out, Julie Madison will always be remembered as Batman’s first girlfriend.

10: Wonder Woman

Batman and Wonder Woman in the comics.
Batman and Wonder Woman in the comics.

The Amazonian Princess did have a thing for The Dark Knight.  It’s true that the two haven’t always liked each other.  They have had many a fight, but in the Justice League of America comic series, the two had a flirtatious relationship.  At one point, they even shared a kiss before saving Aquaman.  In JLA #90, Wonder Woman uses Martian Manhunter’s Transconsciousness Articulator and finds herself in a dream state of different scenarios of her life with Batman.  To put it lightly, none of them end well.  The couple decide to stay friends and nothing more, even though Wonder Woman still feels something for Batman.  The two also had a relationship in the Justice League and Justice League Unlimited TV Series, leading to an infinite about of fan-fiction.  This pair is really controversial, causing some awesome rifts on many a message board, but we personally think the duo are so strong, they are hard to beat.

9: Vesper Fairchild

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Batman and Vesper Fairchild in a flashback in the comics.

Vesper Fairchild wasn’t Bruce Wayne’s girlfriend for long, but their relationship caused a major story arc in the Batman comic series.  Vesper was a late night radio host in Gotham.  After some prodding from Alfred, Bruce agreed to go to the radio show to boost his appearance as Bruce Wayne in Gotham.  Vesper and Bruce form a romantic relationship.  After the earthquake in No Man’s Land, Vesper leaves town.  She returns and begins investigating Batman. At this point, Bruce feels she may find out who he really is and breaks ties with her.  Unfortunately, Vesper is murdered in his home.  Bruce is set up for the murder and sent to jail, the story of Batman: Murderer? and Batman: Fugitive.  It turns out that Vesper was killed by David Cain, a prominent member of the League of Assassins.  While it seems that Vesper and Bruce would never have worked out, their relationship perfectly explains Batman’s relationship patterns.

8: Rachel Caspian

Bruce and Rachel Caspian get in engaged in the comics.
Bruce and Rachel Caspian get in engaged in the comics.

Many a woman has been modeled off of Rachel Caspian, including other list-makers Rachel Dawes and Andrea Beaumont.  Caspian was featured in the 4 issue arc Batman: Year Two, the daughter of Judson Caspian.  Rachel and Bruce become very close, and he even proposes marriage and considers dropping his vigilante ways.  But Rachel’s father turns out to be The Reaper, the original vigilante of Gotham.  When Batman decides to go after the murderous Reaper, he enlists the help of the crime lords of Gotham, needing help against the man who used weapons to defeat his opponents.  The crime lords comply, but only if Batman works with Joe Chill.  Batman decides to kill Chill with the gun he used to kill Bruce’s parents in the same alley they were killed in, but The Reaper shoots Chill first.  In a final battle, Batman realizes The Reaper is also Rachel’s father.  He falls off a rooftop to his death and Batman swears off ever using guns. Rachel is so distraught she breaks it of with Bruce and becomes a nun.  Ouch.

7: Rachel Dawes

Bruce played by Christian Bale and Rachel Dawes Played by Maggie Gyllenhaal in The Dark Knight.
Bruce (played by Christian Bale) and Rachel Dawes (played by Maggie Gyllenhaal) in The Dark Knight.

Rachel Dawes is Bruce’s childhood friend, the daughter of one of the house servant’s for the Wayne family.  Rachel’s character only appears in the Christopher Nolan movie franchise in Batman Begins and The Dark Knight.  Even though Rachel only appears in two films, she made an impact on many Batman fans.  Rachel and Bruce used to play around Wayne Manor, but when his parents were murdered, Rachel and her mother left.  As an adult, Rachel goes to law school and gets an internship at the Gotham District Attorney’s office.  After talking to Bruce about Joe Chill and Bruce’s intention to murder Chill, Rachel tells him that his parent’s would be disappointed in him.  It is this conversation that leads Bruce to travel the world and learn about the world of criminals.  Upon his return, it is clear the two share a mutual love, but don’t act on it.  At the end of Batman Begins, Bruce hints at his true identity.  Rachel and he kiss, but she decides they can’t be together while he is the Batman.  In The Dark Knight, Rachel is the girlfriend of District Attorney Harvey Dent.  Rachel is eventually killed when The Joker makes Batman decided to save Dent or Rachel.  Batman picks Rachel, but The Joker deceived Batman by switching the addresses where each victim is located.  It is later revealed through a letter that Rachel never planned on choosing Bruce over Harvey Dent because Bruce would always choose to be Batman.

6: Silver St. Cloud

Bruce and Silver St. Cloud share a moment in the comics.
Bruce and Silver St. Cloud share a moment in the comics.

Silver St. Cloud not only has a really cool name, but she is also a really important piece to Bruce Wayne’s insanely complex puzzle.  Silver was a rich socialite who dated Bruce.  That’s not really why she is important.  Bruce Wayne has a way with the ladies, especially rich ones.  What set Silver apart (and it wasn’t her hair), was that she figured out his secret.  It may not sound that hard, but Silver is one of few who figured out that her boyfriend was also Batman.  Also, she is the first woman in the comics shown to bed the Bat.  That may seem odd, but considering she was his 1970’s flame, it was a really big deal.  Silver leaves Bruce because she couldn’t bear losing her lover while he was saving Gotham.  In Justice League of America #159, Batman says he wanted a family with Silver. Awww.

5: Vicki Vale

Batman (played by Michael Keaton) and Vicki Vale (played by Kim Basinger) get ready to fly in Tim Burton's Batman.
Batman (played by Michael Keaton) and Vicki Vale (played by Kim Basinger) get ready to fly in Tim Burton’s Batman.

Face it, Vicki Vale is Batman‘s answer to Lois Lane.  Introduced in 1948, Vicki Vale was a photojournalist for The Gotham Gazette.  In the comics, Vale was a minor character and sometime love interest of Bruce Wayne until 1963.  Throughout her run in the series, Vicki often suspects that Bruce and Batman are one in the same, but Bruce always fools her into thinking otherwise.  She never finds out his true identity.  Vicki is perhaps most famous for being Bruce’s girlfriend in Tim Burton’s 1989 Batman film, portrayed by Kim Basinger.  She and Bruce get hot and heavy quickly, but The Joker takes an interest in the blonde beauty.  After a horrific night at an art museum in which everyone is killed by The Joker except Vicki, Bruce decides to tell Vicki the truth.  At the end of the film, Vicki waits at Wayne Manor for Batman to return home.  While Vicki has never had a lasting impression on audiences, most fans know of her because of her portrayal on the big screen.

4: Andrea Beaumont

Picture Perfect couple Bruce Wayne and Andrea Beaumont.
Picture Perfect couple Bruce Wayne and Andrea Beaumont.

Although Andrea Beaumont was introduced in a Batman animated film and only made a few cameos in other mediums afterwards, her legacy lives on over 20 years later.  You may remember a little movie called Batman: The Mask of the Phantasm.  Ok, it really is the most famous and popular Batman animated film in existence.  Andrea Beaumont was Bruce Wayne’s first true love.  They met while both visiting graves; her mother’s and his parents’.    After having a serious relationship, Bruce proposes to Andrea and even decides not to go through with his plan to become a vigilante.  When Andrea’s mobster father finds out he will be killed soon, he takes Andrea and goes into hiding.  Bruce’s loss is what pushes him into becoming Batman.  After some years later, and the death of Andrea’s father, she returns to Gotham to avenge his death, even donning a masked costume.  The similarities between Andrea and Bruce are countless, but their difference is what sets them apart; Andrea is ok with killing people in order to gain peace.  Eventually, Andrea figures out that Bruce Wayne is Batman, but it is too late for them to reconcile.

3: Talia Al-Ghul

Batman and Talia share a very steamy moment.
Batman and Talia share a very steamy moment.

O.K.  Here’s the deal.  I am not going to sugar coat this one for you folks.  Talia Al-Ghul is bat-shit crazy.  In case you were wondering, the pun was totally intended, but I do use it in my every day vocabulary.  To put it in a nutshell, Talia is the quintessential girlfriend who you never take home.  When you break up, you may want to go into hiding, or even change your name because she will find you and you new lover and destroy you both.  Also, don’t ever let her drug you.  Talia is the daughter of Ra’s Al-Ghul, leader of the League of Assassin’s.  Ra’s gets it in his head that he wants Batman to become his heir and tries to marry him to Talia.  Even though Batman isn’t too down with the idea of going to the dark side, he still finds Talia attractive.  This turns out to be a huge mistake.  Talia and Batman have sex, and then she uses his goods to make a test tube baby, Damian Wayne.  She is always on the fence about who to follow, Batman or her father, but in the end it turns out that her father always wins in her eyes.  And let’s not forget that she plotted Jezebel Jet’s murder and brought her head back for Batman to see.  C-R-A-Z-Y.  So why is she number 3?  Well, she is the mother of Batman’s child, so we have to give her some credit for that.

2: Justice, Itself

Batman and Justice

Justice.  No, that isn’t the name of a girlfriend, but the actual idea itself.  Batman loves Justice.  It is what he lives for.  In the 75 years that Batman has existed, only one lady has stayed close to his heart.  Many of his lady lovers choose not to be with him because of his alter-ego, and the others he decides not to be with them for the same reason.  It’s true that he really could give up the cowl.  But women are not what Bruce Wayne lives for; justice is what Batman lives for.  Sorry women of Gotham City, but the most handsome and richest bachelor in town will never love you as much as he loves the smell of Justice.

1: Selena Kyle

The Kiss by Jim Lee in Hush.  Batman and Catwoman 4eva!
The Kiss by Jim Lee in Hush. Batman and Catwoman 4eva!

So maybe Batman does love Justice more than he loves Selina Kyle.  But he really does love her alter ego, Catwoman.  Unlike all the other lover’s Batman has had, Catwoman really understands him.  And even though she has had her times of being the villain, the two have always had a thing for each other.  From the original comics, to Julie Newmar, to Batman Returns, and to Batman: Heart of Hush, these two have been off and on for decades.  There are even universes and parallels that suggest Bruce and Selina had a daughter together, who grew up to be Huntress.  Perhaps Batman and Catwoman’s love affair works because they really get each other.  It has  long been known that Bruce Wayne considers his alter ego to be Bruce Wayne, and Batman is who he really is.  Catwoman knows that, and feels that way about herself, too.  Plus, their kiss in Hush is just too hot to deny.  These two creatures of the night were absolutely meant for each other.  Meow!

all photos are credit to DC Comics.

Batman Day – Best Batmobile

DC Comics has dubbed today Batman Day. The Dark Knight has been fighting crime and serving justice for his 75th year since the 1939 debut of Detective Comics #27. Batman has been a big part of our lives, and was responsible for making us into the comic book fanatics we are today, whether it be through comic books and toys or television and movies. To show our appreciation for the man, the myth and the legend, we have compiled a plethora of Bat-themed lists. We hope that we can inspire you to read more about Batman and his legacy, or even give us some feedback if you agree or disagree with the lists. Sound off below! And click on the picture below to take you to all of our Batman Day articles. 

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Top 20 Batmobiles

When I was a teenager, there was no feeling like driving the coolest car in the neighborhood, taking it for a stroll to meeting up with friends and get into trouble. I would frequently imagine that my 1989 BMW was the Batmobile. Not only is Batman’s personal automobile his most important mode of transportation, but it’s one of his most trusted resources. Usually outfitted with gadgets and loaded with Bat-tech, these babies don’t come cheap. The models have changed and the accessories have been modernized through the years, but the Batmobile was always a reflection of the best in its time. Batman can’t fly, but these hot rides are not a bad consolation prize. Check out the many Batmobiles that gave the world car envy.

 

20.) Batman Reborn

Damian’s first stab at a Batmobile is kind of ugly, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t useful. At just ten years old, the son of Batman created a Batmobile that can fly and work underwater for himself while dad was out busy being dead/traveling through time or whatever. The gigantic red bat on the top looks like a kid designed it, but its functionality lets us know that a genius built it.

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19.) The First Batmobile

Back in the day, before the gadgets and flying and stealth mode, Batman drove around Bruce Wayne’s car. It was a 1939 Cord 812, and the only distinction it had as a Batmobile was the subtle hood ornament of the Bat-symbol. Years into the legacy of the Batman, the Batmobile first appeared in Detective Comics #48. It served its purpose well enough, even though Bruce Wayne could only afford a model that was three years old. Pfft.


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18.) Gotham’s Strangest Race

Nothing shows its age quite like the Batmobile from the 1955 Detective Comics #219. Batman and Robin get themselves involved in Gotham’s Strangest Race, where he takes the helm of a 1905 Marmon, favoring a throwback look for a classic car convention. Whether or not the Batmobile in this issue ran off steam or gasoline is unknown, and it’s an odd choice for a racecar in the mid-1950’s, but you can’t deny there is some charm to it.

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17.) Batman and Robin movie

Joel Schumacher may be responsible for the worst Batman movie ever made, but that doesn’t mean his Batmobiles weren’t totally awesome. Inspired by the Jaguar D Type. The last movie to feature a classic-style Batmobile, Batman and Robin‘s vehicle had much more pizzazz, equipped with a bladed grill and sharper fins at the rear. It might be a bit gaudy – at 30 feet long, it remains the largest Batmobile thus far. The big kicker here is that it’s only a one-seater.

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16.) Batman: The Brave and the Bold

The Brave and the Bold‘s version of the Batmobile is a conglomeration of past designs. It has the body shape of the modern sports car, the grille of the 1960’s style Batmobiles, and the detailing of Adam West’s Batmobile. Not only did it look rad, but it had the ability to transform into a plane and a submarine, as well as a Stealth mode. This animated follow-up to The Batman was a neo-retro show that had a completely appropriate Batmobile.

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15.) Batman Beyond

This thing looks like it belonged to an alien overlord much more than it did the Batman. The near future, according to the show, has flying cars, and although Bruce Wayne may have retired from crime-fighting, we sure didn’t stop working. This monstrous Batmobile acts as a mobile Bat-computer, and has all the features of a high-tech military aircraft. Even though Batman Beyond’s suit has rocket boosters on the bottom of his feet, eliminating much of the need for a Batmobile in this world, it doesn’t make this incarnation any less awesome.

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14.) The Dark Knight Returns Tank

An curmudgeonly man named Bruce Wayne gets so angry at the youth and the pit of despair Gotham has become that he decides to take up his old hobby of breaking the bones of bad guys. It’s only fitting that an old bat like Bruce would have a freaking tank as a Batmobile. Intimidation factor: 100. As he rides up on the mutants with this bad boy, all but their leader cower in fear. This tank is not a looker; in fact, it’s likely the the ugliest Batmobile of the lot. Maybe a built-in medic bay and a nearly-indestructible exterior will change your mind.

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13.) Detective Comics #601

Not to be one-upped by Back to the Future, the late 80’s marked a time of change in the Batmobile’s technology. This sporty little number, and the various versions it inspired, was used in comic books throughout the mid-90’s. The large wheel covers give off the illusion that the car is hovering above the ground, while the gnarly spoiler compliments a body shaped like the Lamborghini Diablo of that time. It wasn’t just its looks, though. This Batmobile was one of the first to integrate the Bat-computer technology into the dash, as well as a few other useful resources.

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12.) Christian Nolan’s The Bat

I know, technically this isn’t a Batmobile, but if you’ve seen The Dark Knight Rises, you know that this vehicle had to make the list. No, this isn’t Star Wars; this was Wayne Enterprises R&D dollars hard at work. Adjusting the concept of the Batwing for a modern approach, it’s easy to get awe-struck by the new jet. Aside from having enough firepower to take out his own Tumblers, word on the street is that it even saved Batman’s life when he installed an auto-pilot feature. And yes, it comes in black.

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11.) The Batman series first Batmobile

With Batman Beyond ending in 2001, the animated world had to search elsewhere for their Batman solo stories. Enter ..er… The Batman. This 2004 show boasted a car that looked straight out of Fast and the Furious, which might have been due to the craze of the Need for Speed: Underground series. Everything on it was custom-bought, to “protect his identity.” Something tells me Brucey got into the import business, as well. Like most racers at the time, it looked far better than in performed, evident when Gearhead (voiced by Terry McGinnis himself, Will Friedle) was able to leave him in the dust in S3E5, “RPM.” With enough cash, it’s very feasible to dress a Honda Civic SI as this Batmobile. Just don’t try fighting crime in it.

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10.) Hanna Barbera’s Batmobile

This design is heavily based of the 1960’s TV series and adapted for the animated series and Super Friends. It had a very chic design, with the blue took a lot of the flash out of it, but it translated very well to the the small screen. This simple design took Batman on numerous adventures with the Super Friends, and Scooby Doo, too. Before all the doo dads and technical add-ons, the Batmobile was just a really cool looking car that Batman drove around. When the Super Friends ended in 1977 (becoming the Challenge of the Super Friends), they switched to a more sporty look, but nothing can take the place of the Futura model.

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9.) The Tumbler

Speaking of the Tumbler, the tank-like Batmobile from the Christopher Nolan reboots was a behemoth compared to the more petite versions of the past. This initially was met with conflict – that is, until it started steam-rolling squad cars in Batman Begins. It has been the biggest departure from the traditional Batmobiles, strong enough to withstand gunfire and small explosions, but agile enough to speed through Gotham. One of the neatest features was the ability to lock in a target using ballistics in some type of fighter-pilot mode. Also, when preparing to self-destruct, the Tumbler could split apart and essentially give birth to the BatPod.

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8.) Arkham Asylum

The award-winning video game series didn’t give players a whole lot of exposure to Batmobiles, but when we did get to check it out, it was quite the beauty. Inspiration from Batman: The Animated Series was all over the place. Even the cast was basically a nostalgic nod to the 90’s cartoon. Unlike the B:TAS series, this Batmobile had much more detail, giving it the vibe of a bulky hot rod – and a build that looked like somebody could actually drive it. You likely won’t get to see this version again, as Rocksteady plans on going with a more Tumbler-like vehicle in Arkham Knight that will be drivable.

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7.) Capullo’s Zero Year Batmobile

The New52 has been home to some hit or miss comics, but Scott Snyder and Greg Capullo’s Batman has hit the bullseye every month since the relaunch. After Joker ruined everything in Death of the Family, they dove deeper into Batman’s past, exploring when Bruce Wayne first became the Batman. Batman’s first Batmobile via the relaunch debuted in Batman #25, and is inexplicably a Plymouth Prowler with a vintage Batmobile feel to it. This Batmobile doesn’t just run, it can also hide. With some assistance from the Batcave, it can launch itself into the air, and drive along the ceiling. Goodbye, traffic.

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6.) BatPod

Batman’s car fetish doesn’t just stop at planes, boats and hot rods; he also has a thing for motorbikes. There’s the classic two-seater, which I’m sure Robin loved, the Tron-like one in the relaunch, and the BatPod from The Dark Knight trilogy – my favorite. Batman had this sucker tucked away inside the Tumbler, and blasted out on the magnificent bike when Joker disabled the Tumbler. Also, not that I need to remind you, he also let Catwoman borrow it in The Dark Knight Rises, leading to a great view of the horizon as she left. The revolutionary feature on the BatPod was the use of a gyroscope axle, allowing Batman to take dangerously fast turns with ease.

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5.) New52 Batmobile

We’ve only got a glimpse of the Batmobile that Greg Capullo cooked up for us, and that was in Batman #9. This design from the former Spawn artist had a good deal of inspiration from the Hellspawn. There are some callbacks to the old designs, like the Bat-face on the grill of the car, also acting as headlights, but this design is highly futuristic, and thanks to the fact that it looks like Spawn’s cape flowing over the Batmobile, it’s even more frightening than usual. Once Zero Year is over, we will see if Capullo continues with this design or favors the Tumbler version that was used in Jason Fabok’s Detective Comics #20 a year later.

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4.) Burton’s Batmobile

Have you ever wanted a car that took care of you instead of the other way around? Tim Burton’s Batmobile did just that. Gone was the Bat-face on the front, replaced with a jet turbine engine! When Batman fired it up at full blast, it exuded flames from the exhaust, leading to some not-so-fun times for thugs trying to sneak up on him. When in danger, the Batmobile could form a complete set of armor around the body. Other neat gadgetry included the ability to completely rotate itself 180 degrees by use of grappling hooks and a heavy-duty platform that dropped to the ground and rotated the car, as well as other neat tricks pertinent to the story.

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3.) Adam West’s Batmobile

If I had one of these, I don’t think I would go about 10 mph. I would need to make sure that everybody saw me driving one of the classiest Batmobiles in history. Unlike the other movie vehicles, this car is already street legal. The 1955 Ford Futura, a concept car with a powerful V8 engine inside, was the model of choice. The fact that it is drivable makes it seem that much cooler, especially when you take into account that it had a phone in the car, along with sonar detection and a plethora of other tech familiar with the likes of James Bond at the time. You can find various replicas at comic book conventions, where people (suckers like me) will pay good money just to stand next to it and take a picture.

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2.) Batman Forever

The first of Joel Schumacher’s babies, the Batmobile from Batman: Forever, is as unique and flamboyant as it is incredible to look at. The entire chasis lights up as it rolls along, and the long fins make it looks like a punked out Burton-mobile with a giant mohawk. An instant classic with Hush, neither the movie nor the Batmobile lasted too long, as it was destroyed less than half-way through the movie.

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1.) Batman: The Animated Series

Nothing embodies the spirit of vengeance, the night, and Batman more than The Animated Series. People have tried to replicate this beast in real life and failed. It is not meant to be a real-life model. The fact that the front of the car is three times the size of the rest of it isn’t a design flaw. The perspective of animation used makes the Batmobile look like it goes on forever, like a specter watching over the streets of Gotham. Not much detail is needed to create the perfect Batmobile, which has lasted over twenty years as the Best Batmobile.

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Comic Book Reviews 04-16-14

Review Scale:

The mythical A+: Classic comic book material. Belongs next to your copy of The Notebook and The Joy of Cooking.

A: Would definitely recommend to all comic book readers. Even more so to fans of the genre or characters

B: Enjoyable read. Fans of the genre or characters will especially like.

C: Non-essential read. Can be enjoyable for fans of the genre or characters, but likely for only one or two events in the books.

D: Unenjoyable book. Read at your own risk. Might find satisfaction if major flaws are overlooked.

F: Please don’t buy this book. Donate your money to a local comic book writer’s workshop instead to inspire future generations to write something better than this trash.

Pick of the Week:

Batman #30 – A-

The start of the Savage City arc picks up where issue #28 left off, but much later. Apparently, Batman got himself into another coma – that can’t be good for him – and woke up with the city in ruins and under the totalitarian rule of Edward Nygma (or whatever you want to call him; I’m sure the term “Riddler” will stick eventually). For those that loved No Man’s Land, it looks like Scott Synder is taking it back to those days while putting a whole new spin on it. This is one of my favorite series because I don’t ever fear for where the story goes. It does the character justice, but still takes it far enough away that I’m genuinely thrilled to read each issue. – S

This issue just stands to prove that Batman is one of the most badass characters of all time. The ending panel was absolutely amazing and I can’t think of a better way to end the issue. There is an interesting plot twist of sorts when Batman has recovered but I liked the way they handled it. It was very original and really felt as though it was treading new ground for Batman. The only thing I wasn’t too keen on was the way in which it felt like Bruce was defeated. I know these are the early years but I always liked the idea that the only person to really best the batman was a badass like Deathstroke, not the Riddler and his blatant social commentary. Overall, this was one of the best books of the week. – R

Other Reviews:

BOOM! Studios:

Translucid #1 – C+

I don’t really understand what was happening through some of it, but I’m not so sure it matters yet. In Translucid, there arethe stereotypical criminal organizations with tricks and schemes up their sleeves, and a superhero out to stop the evil happening. Yawn. However, there is a little twist that may or may not involve a child. I think time will tell the relationship between all the characters. I just find it strange that the main villain “The Horse” is literally a man wearing a horse mask. It reminds me of those horse head memes you see on the internet. The other villains also have their own flavor: a George Washington look-alike with a huge gun, a powder-faced queen, and one bad ass looking female with a dope mask and axe, the confusion only gets deeper. However, the main hero, “The Navigator” is proving to be pretty cool costume to gadgets. I believe there is more to this comic and story that meets the eye. In the future this comic could prove to be something really cool. And I still think it has that potential. However as of right now, I’m not sold yet. This is a comic I would recommend going a few issues with, and if it doesn’t improve, then move on.  – E

Dark Horse Comics:

Star Wars: Darth Vader and the Cry of Shadows #5 – C-

The conclusion to the latest Darth Vader miniseries arrives with Darth Vader and the Cry of Shadows #5 this week.  Epic conclusion?… Mehh.  As mentioned in review’s past, SW fans hold the Vader legacy in high esteem and hold higher and higher expectations with every new story.  Simply, Cry of Shadows just didn’t deliver.  It’s a been-there-done-that type of story that provides no development for this fan favorite villain.  The story angle was unique, but the execution just fell so flat.  Maybe it’s the miniseries curse – I can imagine the challenge with having to pique reader’s ever advancing interest in just five issues.  All in all – the whole series was enjoyable and interesting.  But if you happened to miss this series, take it from me… you didn’t miss much. – T

DC/Vertigo:

Wonder Woman #30 – B

Things are looking pretty grim for the rest of the world. While Wonder Woman is training her army to prepare for battle with the First Born, he is running amuck, going full-blown Kratos on the Greek gods. This is a story that has been building up for thirty issues now, and I honestly don’t want it to end. If you’re just picking up the book now, yes, the gods in this book look ridiculous – Hades is a little child with candles dripping off of his head and Poseidon is a giant frog with pre-teen whiskers. Don’t let that fool you into thinking these Gods are not badasses, though. First Born might be my favorite Wonder Woman villain of all time; artist Chiang paints a horrifying picture of what Olympus looks like under his reign. – S

Batman: Eternal #2 – B

After a debut of jaw-dropping action, this issue is a lot of build-up. There’s a whole lot of anticipation as to who is back in town, who caused the catastrophe in the first issue, and what that means for the rest of the Bat-family. There are honestly more questions asked than answered this issue, which isn’t a bad thing, necessarily. The reveal at the end perked me up, as the person responsible for Jim Gordon’s predicament is somebody powerful that has been missing from the Batverse for years. I’m really excited to see where this book goes. – S

This book is exciting and I believe stays true to what a batman story should be. With further developments from the last issue, I can see this book turning into something good. Maybe not great, but very entertaining and classic batman to say the least. I think some background knowledge would help understand some of the characters a bit, however it is not essential. I enjoyed this book and look forward to the next issue. – E

The great thing about this book is that with the regular Batman comic being squarely rooted in the Zero Year for right now, this book has the opportunity to continue on with the future of Batman. I actually like this idea quite a bit because they can continue exploring the Bruce’s roots with Zero Year for a while if they really wanted to while still being able to continue forward with Eternal. I like that it is also connected to the other books as well, meaning we are going to be seeing some cameos from other characters. I just hope that plots don’t mingle in the way they did with Supergirl. This book ends with revealing a little more of the underlying plot that will lead to the destruction of Gotham that we saw in the first issue. It’s a good time to be a Batman fan because he is getting some of the most consistently good writing for all of his publications as well as tons of character development across multiple time periods. I’m pretty excited to see where they take things. Anyone that can make the Batman nervous is cause for a great storyline. – R

Batman & Wonder Woman #30 – B

Let’s get one thing straight: Batman smells like man, and the entire Amazonian legion knows it. Or at least, I hope it’s the musk of manliness, because there are several instances in the book that claim Batman smells. Aside from that, this issue merges the practical and mythological very well. Batman is still on the hunt for Ra’s al Ghul, partly for revenge, partly to retrieve the stolen body of Damian Wayne and keep Ra’S from defiling it. Diana and Bruce make a good pair, and seeing as they never really interact with each other alone, it was a good perspective of how strong these two are as a team. – S

Justice League #29 – B-

If you’re looking for an issue with a great spotlight on Cyborg, look no further. Vic teams up with the Metal Men to take Grid offline. There’s some really good dialog between Cyborg and Grid, who at this point is what would happen if the Tin Man in Wizard of Oz was played by one of the deadly soldier cyborgs in Terminator. The way it plays out is pretty cool, but it could easily be labeled as cheesy and cliché at points. Also, there is tons of backstory in this issue, so you can pick it up without really knowing what else is going on, for the focus on Cyborg alone. – S

Sinestro #1 – B-

To give a little background, Sinestro was the biggest baddest Green Lantern in the galaxy. That is, until he went all crazy and formed the Yellow Lanterns and pretty much had holy war with the GL Corps. Then, somehow, he became a GL again, saved the universe from certain doom, fused himself with the Yellow Lantern entity Parallax and exiled himself. Crazy, right? Well, you can take Sinestro out of the Yellow Lantern Corps, but you can’t take the Yellow Lantern out of Sinestro (literally, because he fused himself with it). Sinestro is attempting to take back control of the Corps, but they all hate him for abandoning them. It’s a tired premise, but there is a lot of potential for this book to be great. Fans of the GL books will no doubt stay with it, but there might just be too much history for new readers to really appreciate Sinestro. – S

I thought that this comic started off in really good fashion. Immediately, I could tell that this comic was going to be good. Despite having little action, the dialog itself was great and enough to keep me wanting more. I look forward to this series and understanding Sinestro more. Whether you are a fan or not, I would recommend giving this book a read. – E

Bad guys bring it best.  Think about it.  Everyone knows how a hero’s story will end (usually…).  When center stage belongs to the villain the upcoming journey could take you anywhere.  That’s what I really liked about Sinestro #1.  In the very first issue the plot has woven in essentially multiple main conflicts.  From the get go this series is dynamic and engaging.  On top of that there is depth.  All in the issue #1!  Pile on the fact that Sinestro is a true born bad-ass and this comic has got all the elements of greatness.  Starting a such a high place has me nervous for the series – it’s way easier to fall downhill than to keep climbing.  I wonder if I turn my nervousness into fear if I can guarantee an A+ story… – T

Supergirl #30 – D

I don’t know why they chose to make Kara a Red Lantern but when she gets really angry I can’t help but imagine that this is what it is like when a Kryptonian teenager gets her period. It’s gotten to the point where she has been turned into a crybaby of sorts and it is borderline hard to read. We get it, Krypton was destroyed and you are all alone in the universe. Superman handles it with much more grace than she does but I guess that’s the difference between them. I also really despise how, in order to get the full story, you need to be reading another book. I don’t really have any desire to read Red Lanterns, and this isn’t the first time they’ve done this with this book. I had to start reading Superboy just to get the conclusion to one of her main story arcs. One last thought, why is it she doesn’t normally wear a mask but now that she is a Red Lantern she suddenly has one even though the other members don’t seem to be wearing one? – R

Harley Quinn #5 – F

I’m tired of pretending that this book is acceptable. I was expecting somewhat of a tribute to Harley, or how she moved on from the abusive Joker, or even about a borderline lesbian relationship with Poison Ivy. Instead, Harley Quinn has given us four (Issue #1 was awesome) issues of utter crap – I mean, jokes that wouldn’t even show up in MAD Magazine they’re so dumb and immature. They’re treating this book like a Deadpool mini-series, but Harley simply doesn’t have enough clout to pull off a throw-away run like that. She’s so much better than this. I thought I’d get more from Jimmy Palmiotti and Amanda Conner, but what we get instead is a mockery of one of our favorite female characters of all time. I’ll leave the rest of the series reading up to the teenage boys and old Jewish men of New York. – S

Well, that’s all folks!  No, not for the series, but for me reading the series.  Harley Quinn teased fans into being optimistic for some real character development from the onset of the series.  Even giving her a series gave fans hope that the cute-sy villain would be able to shed her baggage of Joker and be her own woman.  But this issue set her back, and made my relationship with this series nearly irreparable. The only sweet moment in the book was her success with the woman who was so sad about her family in the previous issue. In issue #4, Harley met a man who lives at the nursing home she works at named Sy.  In this issue, he takes her with him on his mission to kill random people, .  Harley was reduced not only to a sidekick, again, but was made out to be stupid by all she encountered. Between having tomatoes thrown at her, being forced to ride bitch on a motorized scooter and the incessant and overuse of yiddish by the old man, this week’s Harley Quinn was beyond disappointing for this Harley fan. – A

Dynamite Entertainment:

Solar: Man of the Atom #1 – A

I loved this book from the moment I flipped the cover. Even though it is very similar to other superhero type comics, Solar continues Dynamite’s trend of bringing old pulp icons to the modern time, offering something familiar, yet new. I love the story, I love the character, and I can’t wait to see where it all goes. A man who has basically power over any and all things simply based on science and math he can make into reality with his mind, is so badass. However, when something goes wrong, who knows what will happen next? I could see a comic like this quickly becoming I would want to read every month. – E

IDW Comics:

The Crow: Pestilence #2- B

The second issue in this series starts off right were the first one ended with the group that killed Salvador’s wife a kid seeking him out not knowing who he is and thinking he is a hired assassin. Salvador is on a train until he figures out his next target and finds some of his men at a restaurant killing one and following the other to Mange Hound’s, the man he is seeking, house and confronts him leaving what we can only expect The Crow to leave. This series is a refreshing and nice take on the Crow story and quite possibly the best take since the classic Brandon Lee film. The art in this issue is also very well done which we can always expect from IDW. – JR

The X-Files Annual B-

The X-Files Annual features two stories, one a bit longer than the other but both definitely have the energy and feeling of the series as much as the rest of IDW’s great Season 10 series.  The first story has to do with a man who was killed in a hit and run contacting his wife through his destroyed cell phone after his death. The woman is haunted by a Priest and being warned by her dead husband to leave her house. Mulder and Scully investigate and figure out the man has unfinished business on earth as he borrowed money from the wrong people and they are now after his wife.  The second story is an odd one, which can be attributed to it being a dream sequence almost the whole time and it making sure you know it is from the get go. It has a weird floating hand with multiple eyes and bumps all over haunting Scully’s dreams and it ends up being one of her ex boyfriends trying to haunt her to come back to him or to stay a FBI agent. OF course we all should know Scully well enough that we know the outcome but the art of this second story is a lot more of a style that fits the series where the first one almost seems like a 30 Days of Night feel to it. These are definitely original stories but also not the best, which makes it less than an A but definitely worth a read for any X-Files fan. – JR

Marvel:

Ms. Marvel #3 – B+

I can already envision the “What if” issue where Zoe Zimmer drowns. Tell me you saw the somewhere on the west side ave JC electronics sign, or you noticed the sarcastic look on the New Jersey pigeons? This book screams of nuance. More than the cultural tension of growing up Muslim so close to Manhattan, I find the awkwardness of being a teenager compelling. Kamala frantically searches the web for answers…”Super-powers, Shape-shifting powers, Woke up as a polymorph, Embiggening. Come on interwebs, don’t fail me now–I can’t be the first person this has happened to–” The book feels real because we would ALL do the same thing. Still subservient in a world where woman are not allowed to worship with their male counter parts, Kamala struggles to find her purpose. It’s been a while since we have seen a hero’s genesis story. Watching Kamala awkwardly try to control her powers is like watching an eager tadpole. After responding to his text, she heads to the Circle Q to meet Bruno. When she looks in the window she notices a masked man flashing a gun. Assuming that he’s being held up, she springs into action and makes a magnificent declaration. “I am 911!” … “Strange things are afoot at the Circle Q.” Shout out to the Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure quote from Bruno. Kamala learns a valuable lesson about being a hero this issue, if she makes it out alive she won’t make the same mistake again. – JS

We’re three issues into the new Ms. Marvel series, following a young woman named Kamala Khan as she struggles to get ahold of her newly acquired powers. Readers know that it’s about more than that, though. It’s not only a great analogy for following your own culture while living in another one, but finding your own identity and maybe hints of adjusting to your body as it changes (this could be me being creepy, but that’s the vibe I got). It seems like no matter how hard Kamala tries to appease everybody while doing the right thing, circumstances put her in a bad place. – S

So far I really like this series, I haven’t seen that one big push to send it over the edge to greatness, but it is proving to be solid every issue. With new information about the main characters powers, things are starting to get really exciting, and I’m glad I’m along for the ride. – E

Superior Spider-Man #31 (Series Finale) – B+

I don’t believe Superior could have been wrapped up any more neatly than it was in this finale. It’s only when Peter Parker finally gets back in his body that I realized just how much I missed his character. That’s not to say that the gadget-oriented, obnoxious Otto Octavius Spider-Man wasn’t entertaining, but seeing Spidey return to his true form was priceless. While Goblin Nation is kaputt for now, there are tons of loose ends and consequences from the fallout of Otto’s tenure (Jameson, MJ, Carlie, Aunt May, Spider-bots, Anna Maria, Parker Industries, Avengers, oy oy oy). All these questions and more will hopefully be answered in Amazing Spider-Man #1, out in two weeks! – S

Peter Parker is back! And not a moment too soon. Goblin Nation has risen and Pete has work to do. New York is under attack, The Green Goblin is about to murder Otto’s girlfriend Anna and Mary Jane has a new chocolate boy-toy.  With great power comes great responsibility, and clearly Otto was not ready to live those words. He allowed the Goblin to takeover the city on his watch, and now Pete is on clean-up duty. If there’s an attack on New York you can bet on an Avengers cameo. Finally, Peter’s back in action, but boy, does he have some explaining to do! – JS

The conclusion to Superior Spider-Man is here and I have to say I am a bit sad to see it end. I may have been one of the only people rooting for douchebag Peter Parker but I actually really liked the changes they made to his personality in some respects. I have not liked how Peter Parker has seemed so recycled through the years and this felt like a genuine change of pace for his character. With the conclusion of this series, Peter will have a lot of explaining to do, sure it will cause him some grief but overall I think it will go back to business as usual. Im not sure if I like that but I kinda think that was the writers idea all along. I am hoping that there are things Peter keeps from this experience but I guess we will find out in two weeks with Amazing Spider-Man #1! – R

Uncanny X-Men #20 – B+

Scott Summers is the most dangerous man on the planet. He and his band of new mutants are being hunted by Sentinels and S.H.I.E.L.D. What would you do? If you said teleport onto a secure S.H.I.E.L.D Helicarrier and dive into Director Maria Hill’s mind to get answers, and then declare war, you’re right! Meanwhile, Mystique has a duplicitous plan to take them all down. After a moment of clarity Scott decides to pay Hank McCoy a visit at The Jean Grey School for Higher Learning. And…boom! Great read, even for the casual fan. – JS

Winter Soldier #3 – B+

The cover to this issue reminds me of the old Mike Tysons Punch Out game when you knock out Glass Joe for final time and he flies back. The most exciting part of this issue is that we finally got a little more backstory in the form of the blurb at the front of the book explaining what’s going on. We now know the year is 1966, which explains the art choice. This book has actually been one of the most action-packed so far. The Winter Soldier looks a lot like the Terminator when he is walking down the hall with glowing red eyes. It’s a very cool look for him especially with the throwback style of art. He finally is given a little more development this time around so it will be interesting to see how he decided to proceed as a character that isn’t bound by his programming anymore. This book really has the potential to go either way but so far I’ve enjoyed how things have turned out. – R

Wolverine #4 – B+

Finally I feel like my loyalty as a reader has been rewarded. I’ve felt for the last three issues like I was very lost and had almost no idea what the hell was going on but all the initial questions are finally answered in this issue. While I haven’t been a fan of how they have handled wolverine in these last few issues I feel like the buildup was definitely worth it in the end. We are shown a layer of Wolverine psychologically that we don’t often get to see. It really seems to be a setup for something much greater. If the writing can be this good from here on out then I can’t see any reason to stop reading. – R

Deadpool vs. Carnage #2 – B+

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I enjoy this comic quite a bit. With the action, and humor I don’t see how anyone could not enjoy themselves while reading this book. What I like is that you have to know very minimal information about both characters to understand their mannerisms and dynamics. So basically if you want to see some pretty cool stuff and laugh along the way, check it out.  – E

Deadpool vs Carnage is cliche, cheesy and predictable; I love it! This Deadpool is drawn and written with enough distinction from his solo series, and I think that’s important for a character that has seen more Vs. storylines than a Street Fighter competition. Anybody who has read about Cletus Kasady aka Carnage knows that he is one vicious killer. To suit the book, his maliciousness has been heavily toned down and instead we get a lot of hilarity. There are a few lines in here that made me laugh, and I bet they would make you, too! Story-wise, lower all your expectations. This is like watching a superhero version of Real Housewives. – S

The story of this series is still rather vague other than Deadpool thinking a crazy person should hunt a crazy person, but with that mindset Deadpool should be battling almost every villain in the comic universe. This issue is almost a constant battle besides the weird non-Deadpool Deadpool fan that has tracked Carnage as well. This series definitely pumps up the violence as you should expect from a comic from two psychotic characters battling. Over all this issue is enjoyable but definitely not a must have. If you like Deadpool or/and Carnage this of course is perfect fro you but otherwise it will seem a bit confusing and unneeded. – JR

Who has two recently regenerated thumbs and loved this book? This guy. This has got to be one of the funniest comics I have read in a very long time. I don’t usually read Deadpool’s comics but if they are this funny all the time I really have to consider picking them up. The art is great and the story is pretty simple but it is the humor that really shines here. There are things I would never even think of being fit for a comic book but that is what makes this so special. This has been a pretty no-holds barred match between the two and I am loving it. You owe it to yourself to check this out, because you don’t deserve sonic torture that is paid for. – R

What if Age of Ultron #3 – B

The effects of time travel have rippled through the Marvel universe. The world has been deprived of the Avengers. The Watcher warned Beast about the repercussions of bringing the X-Men to the future, Galactus has murdered our beloved Captain America and now Thor is dead. The story arcs coming out of Marvel as of late have been pretty intriguing. This latest installment gives us humanity’s last defense from a Frost Giant invasion. Nick Fury, Black Widow, Sable, Falcon, Shang Chi, and Microchip are stocking up on weapons from Castle Doom in Latvia and en route to take out the Thor slaying lizard Jormungand. Hang on! This issue has Doombots! Plus a surprising revaluation about Natasha Romanova!!! – JS

Ultimate FF #1– B-

I enjoyed this book. There was great action, and a good story developing. I think a little bit of history and background knowledge is required to get the full effect of this comic, however it is not completely vital. When some of the greatest minds in the universe get together such as Susan Storm, Tony Stark, and Sam Wilson (Captain America: The Winter Soldier fans may recognize him as Falcon!) the Future Foundation is trying to save and preserve the universe. The end of this book shows me the potential of this comic to be something with a great story. In the end, it’s a good read and I have hopes that this story is going to be awesome the further it goes. – E

Marvel mash-ups are so cool.  What better way to keep a genre fresh than by mixing and matching some amount of the countless characters in the universe?  The Ultimate FF (short for Future Foundation) is fresh to death homie!  It’s obvious to tell that this series is going to be highly character driven.  And because I have a basic knowledge of almost every character introduced in #1 I’m giddy at the story’s potential.  I’m concerned that my lack of knowledge involving the Galactus even will hold me back from really enjoying this series, but up to the last panel it’s still just speculation.  And like many others, I’m a sucker for gorgeous artwork.  The Ultimate FF has got it.  Good artwork, good story, good characters – what else could you ask for?

I’m not sure even Iron Man can save this book. The reappearance of Falcon in his newly upgraded gear (Thanks Tony Stark’s money!) is welcome, but too much of this feels like a re-hash. The Ultimate universe is supposed to be the crack in the sidewalk of the regular Marvel U, where the rules don’t apply – and that’s a metaphor to grow on, kids – so I’m at least intrigued to see where this story goes. We do get some obligatory action panels and a couple of one-liners that made me chuckle, but overall this feels like just another Marvel mash-up debut issue. – S

Hulk #1 – B-

What a turn of events for Hulk! The story starts with a mystery of who has shot Bruce Banner in the head. S.H.I.E.L.D. or what we think is S.H.I.E.L.D has Bruce Banner in custody and had brought in the world best brain surgeon to help recover Bruce Banner but then we learn they initiated the shooting and want to implant a device in Bruce’s head! One of the Doctors in the room disconnect his anesthesia and Bruce quickly turns into Hulk with his brains still exposed and he breaks out saving all the operating staff. The next thing we know we see Maria Hill and Agent Coulson visit Bruce only to find out he has irreversible brain damage. Bruce Banner is no longer one of the smartest men on the planet which leads this series into a whole new realm for Hulk and how Bruce will tame the beast inside. – JR

I thought this was a good book, not great but entertaining enough to keep me engaged. As far as I’ve seen I don’t know what the story is going to be like, or how it will compare to other arcs, however I’m willing to see it through. One thing this comic did right was represent the character of the Hulk properly. In all hulkish fashion, the character stayed true to what I know him to be. Probably not the best book this week, but I still recommend it. – E

Having come into this book fresh without having read the last few Hulk stories, I have to say that I wasn’t very impressed with this issue, overall. I haven’t really kept up on what’s been going on in Hulks world and thought this would have been a perfect chance to reintroduce myself. Unfortunately there wasn’t very much in the way of a recap. Hulk was shot and we aren’t really told much more than that. I have many unanswered questions which I suppose gives me a perfect opportunity to dive into his back catalog in order to obtain the answers. This is of course not an option for everyone so I would like to see a little synopsis for the new readers in the next few issues. – R

After a fantastic run on Indestructible Hulk, which added some much-deserved depth to Hulk’s character, Mark Waid returns with Hulk. Waid is a fantastic writer, so I’m going to trust his judgment on where this is going. The premise is simple – somebody shot Banner and now he has brain damage… Yeah, I know. The complexity of a gamma scientist extraordinaire is gone with two shots to the head. I was always under the impression that you couldn’t kill Banner without awakening the beast, but who cares about rules in comic books anymore? I could, and surely hope that I do, eat my words and that this could be the start of a very intriguing storyline with Waid at the helm, but this issue stinks – like Hulk poo stinks. – S

 

That about wraps it up for our reviews this week! Look for next week’s previews coming soon. Any comic books you didn’t see reviewed that you want reviewed? Any grades you didn’t agree on? Let us know in the comments!

All images taken from ComiXology app and the credit for them goes to the respective publishers; thanks to IDW Comics, image Comics, Dark Horse, Boom! Studios, Dynamite Entertainment, DC and Marvel for putting out great books.

Written by Sherif ElkhatibEvan LoweAdrian PuryearTaylor Lowe, Robert Michael, John Soweto and Jacob Robinson